"QUANTUM SHOT" #654 Link - article by M. Christian and A. Abrams
Passive-Aggressive, Green and Very Hungry!
You have to admit, it does make a kind of twisted sense: After all, we've been feasting on their fibrous, nutrition-packed stems, leaves, tubers, and fruits since we began to actually eat the salad that came with our steaks so, naturally, there must have been a certain ... well, 'desire' for reciprocity. In other words if we eat them why shouldn't they want to eat us?
For all you geeks out there – and, yes, we know who you are – it's commonly thought that the first depiction of a salad making a meal out of a man comes from Dr. Carl Liche, writing in 1881. J.W. Buel echoed the idea in his Land and Sea in 1887 (see below). Unluckily for Liche and Buel they've been since exposed as 'imaginative' instead of 'accurate.' ("The Day of the Triffids" by John Wyndham also deserves a mention). Hate to disappoint but true man-eating plants are a total myth:
But that doesn't mean that the next time you sit down to feast on a supposedly defenseless potato there aren't other forms of plant life that are also having a tasty meal of, while not us humans, then most definitely other animals – and sometimes rather large animals.
The poster-plant for botanical carnivores has got to be the legendary Venus Flytrap. A resident of swamps and bogs, the flytrap has evolved a dramatic solution to its lack-of-nutrient diet: it catches flies – and pretty much anything big enough to get caught.
What's amazing about this plant is its mechanism. Anything that happens to stumble between the two halves of its unique mechanism will find itself in caught in a quickly-snapping-shut botanical bear trap. What's even worse is that after being caught the Venus then fuses those leaves together, turning them into a kind of stomach to digest its prey. What's extra-fascinating is that the trap has two triggers, and that both of them have to be tripped for the leaves to snap shut, to avoid misfires.
While the flytrap looks like something out of a monster movie it rarely grows to any really impressive size – unless you happen to be a housefly. But one carnivorous plant that really is impressive, and recently discovered, is what's called a passive hunter. Instead of using snapping traps its family instead has evolved fluid-filled pitfalls lined with very slippery sides, and baited with a very alluring perfume.
(right: Sarracenia hybrid - images credit: Helene Schmitz, National Geographic)
Pitcher plants come in a wide variety of shapes, types, and sizes – including a special one native to the Philippines. Most pitchers feast on bugs and sometimes small lizards: pretty much whatever's unfortunate enough to get seduced by the plant's alluring smells and is small enough to fit down its leafy throat. While its mechanism is similar to its smaller kin, nepenthes attenboroughii (named after journalist and TV presenter David Attenborough), has traps that are large enough to catch not only bugs, lizards, and – what's more than a bit scary – rats (more info).
"A pale green butterfly senses nectar and alights on a rare California pitcher plant. Also called a cobra lily for its bulbous head, forked tongue, and long tubular pitcher, it grows in mountainous parts of the West Coast and is an oddity among its kind. Although it traps prey in a manner similar to other pitcher plants, its leaves contain no digestive enzymes. Instead, it relies on symbiotic bacteria to turn captured insects into usable nutrients." (see the whole gallery).
(left: Cobra Lily; right: Nepenthes lowii - images credit: Helene Schmitz, National Geographic)
Another device carnivorous plants use is to make its prey stick around long enough to be digested. The sundew, for instance, has leaves covered with dozens of tiny stalks, and each stalk is covered with very, very, very sticky stuff. When a bug happens to walk across these leaves it gets – you guessed it – very, very, very stuck. What's more, though, is that the plant then contracts, bringing more and more of those stalks into contact with its prey, completely trapping and then digesting it:
But then there's the other, the monster, the beast, the chlorophyll creature that could – if any plant could be – considered a bona fide killer. Innocently imported to the US in 1876 from its native Japan, it was sold as a botanical miracle: ink, paper, jelly, tea, you name it and you could make it from this wonderful plant. But what no one could expect that this so-called marvel would have darker roots.
Kudzu is its name and right now it covers – in some cases quite literally – a huge part of the Southeastern United States. While bamboo is a racehorse at two foot a day, Kudzu is hardly a slacker at covering half that distance in the same amount of time. In the South there are homes, cars, houses and entire communities that have been hungrily, potentially, covered – and subsequently strangled – by this ferociously determined plant.
Sure, kudzu may not be carnivorous, but it's green infestation, it's emerald conquest, it's verdant domination is definitely worth a mention – and maybe a serious shudder of fear. Or, as they sometime say in the South: "A cow won't eat kudzu, but kudzu will definitely eat a cow."
I remember traveling as a kid up the East Coast in the late 1950s on a Trailways (?) bus with "Red Carpet" service. I got car sick and proceeded to throw up on the pretty red carpet. Then I threw up in the sink in the bathroom, clogging it. I single-handedly rendered the aisle and bathroom unusable! At our destination my parents went onto the bus to apologize to the driver. He was trying to take the sink apart, poor guy.
There is a great science fiction magazine and book cover by the late John Schoenherr from 1966, for a ground effects machine story by Rick Raphael call CODE THREE. http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n10/n52475.jpg This image fits this article perfectly.
Re the police bus: back in 1963 Analog science fiction/science fact magazine had a story by Rick Raphael called "Code 3." It postulated such a patrol vehicle as a cross between a highway patrol cruiser, paramedic and emergency roadside assistance, with a crew of three (in the story one of the patrol officers was female! 1963!).
I still miss one concept bus here: the Dutch Superbus! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Superbus The superbus is a concept developed by the Dutch astronaut Wubbo Ockels and is supposed to drive at speeds between 150 and 250km/h.
these are pretty sweet, but the human powered bus, unless it's a joke, is a pretty ridiculously inefficient idea. if you're jogging anyway, why not just jog to where you're going? now on top of that you have to push a bus? c'mon.
When I was a kid we used to travel from AZ to Canada. My siblings and I would put on talent shows for other drivers in the back of a motorcoach. It was pretty great... this brings back good memories.
Some of these defiantly look cool, but what is the difference between the GMC urban-commute killer and an RV? I have something that will kill a commute, move closer to your work.
Last year at the Barrette-Jackson action the GM bus set a record and sold for $5 Million.I think that was way over priced but somebody wanted it bad enough to pay that much.By the way his name was Ron Pratt and the coach is in his museum in Texas.
No collection of gargoyles would be complete without this one from the cathedral in Freiburg, Germany :-) http://www.flickr.com/photos/39285097@N02/3684151472/
I’m pretty confident that the English word “Gargoyle” originates phonetically from the French word “Gargouille” since gargouille is actually a French verb [gargouiller = to gurgle].
That giant camera, from that old movie (yes I just read it minutes ago and forgot it and I'm too lazy to go back and read the title), is actually a camera inside a "blimp". That blimp was created to "hold" the loud sound of the camera inside, so the filmsound could be recorded without the camera roaring.
This is an amazing short clip about the Cordyceps fungus, which is the one you mentioned that eats ants' brains - there is actually a strain of the fungus for virtually all arthropods - including spiders.
Also - did you know the fungus kingdom is more closely related to animals than plants? You actually have more in common with a mushroom than a tree. I always thought that was crazy!
Note that the reflection tattoo on that bald head is actually an M.C. Escher original as well. "Hand met spiegelende bol" from 1935, to be precise: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_with_Reflecting_Sphere
When magnified that little green sticker in the Russian Jet says... "Have a nice trip.. love ..Mum" PS.. don't forget to pick up the cookies on your way home! :-))
Really excellent collection of physical, "real-world" dashboards. I maintain a site that studies digital dashboards at www.enterprise-dashboard.com and will be referring dashboard designers to this site. Today's digital dashboard designers need to keep these physical cockpits in mind.
It's an unfortunate choice of tank in that Spirit of 1943 illustration. The M3 tank pictured had already stopped production by the start of the year and was declared 'limited standard' in April 1943, which meant it was unfit to be issued to combat units.
I can't compete with the rainbow bubbles - though I did something about half that size for a disabiilty sensory day some years ago. Did this a couple of years ago, though... http://www.skipweasel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/freezebubbles/album/
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That last picture (the photoshop) was really surprising.
Awesome.
TNF, are you sure? I'll see it in nature :)
I'm reminded of the following quote from "The 25th Voyage" of The Star Diaries by Stanislaw Lem:
"If Man has mashed countless potatoes, could not potatoes be expected to mash a man?"
Amazing! I'd never heard of kudzu.
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