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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

The Last Victorian Leviathan Steam Ship


"QUANTUM SHOT" #457
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This article is co-written by author M. Christian (from "Meine kleine fabrik") and Avi Abrams. M. Christian loves to write about the odd, weird, and wonderful things hidden all around us.

The More-Than-Great "Great Eastern"
- one of the most spectacular ships ever built!

Take a good long look at this ship. Built in 1858, it was capable of bringing 4,000 people around the world, without ever once needing to refuel...

An Iron Monster, framed in a cloud of billowing white sails, or looming through the hellish black smoke - this was the ultimate Victorian luxury Trans-Atlantic liner, affectionately called the "great babe" by its eccentric designer:


Great Eastern leaving America with the 1866 Atlantic cable on board (art fragment)




(images credit: Robert Dudley, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich, London)

We will see more of this ship, but first let's consider the extraordinary figure of its designer, and a fantastic era he lived in.


An introduction to Victorian grandiosity:

The Victorians - and so you don't have to look it up, means the British and U.S. during the reign of Queen Victoria, from about 1837 to 1901 -- did some truly great things. Theirs was an glowing-brass and crusty-iron era of chugging, whistling, hissing wonders. Nothing, they seemed to think, was impossible: the answer to every question, every engineering challenge, was just the matter of finding the right kind of steam engine for the job.

One of their greats was the legendary Crystal Palace:



Although the Palace wasn't powered by coal, it was certainly fueled by Victorian mechanical audacity. Originally set up in Hyde Park in 1851 for the Great Exhibition, though later expanded and moved, the Palace was a transparent monster of a building, a huge greenhouse made up of 900,000 square feet of glass supported by an iron framework:


(image credit: buildinghistory)

900,000 may not sound like much but keep this in mind: the Palace was home to more than 14,000 exhibits. The Palace was something no one had seen before, a precisely engineered celebration of British innovation. The future had arrived in Hyde Park, and it was a tomorrow of crystal and steel.

Another Victorian great was ... well, it might not have been as spectacular as the Crystal Palace but it was still something that made the people of London sit up and take notice. Or perhaps sit down and take notice. We take sewers and such for granted now but back then it was a true technological miracle, especially when executed on giant Victorian scale. Before Joseph Bazalgette began his work, London was a filthy nightmare. Decades, and more than 1,000 miles of pipe and connections later, the great city had become a marvel of cleanliness: a tomorrow of (mostly) clean streets and sweet smells.


Enter: Isambard Kingdom Brunel

But perhaps the greatest of the great Victorian engineers was a rather small man with very big dreams.

At just about five feet, Isambard Kingdom Brunel wasn't a striking figure but what he lacked in height he made up with towering ability. Sure, some of his ideas didn't ... well, work out that well, but no one denies his mechanical genius. Even in failure some of his works were more advanced than the successes of his contemporary engineering rivals.

Some say, "he was the most intense man in the business, the greatest artist ever to work in iron. He smoked 40 cigars per day and slept 4 hours per day."


(image credit: Robert Howlett)

First brush with death: thrown into the awful maelstrom

One of his early projects, and the one that almost killed him, was a tunnel. Okay, there were already a lot of tunnels -- and the Victorians took to tunneling like the Romans took to aqueducts -- but this one was different. It was a tunnel under the Thames, London's legendary river.


(Thames Tunnel; a diving bell used in its construction)

But even Brunel's engineering skills weren't a match for the simple weight of all that water. Even with the city's sewer advances the river was more like a toilet than a body of water, so when it leaked -- which the tunnel did a lot -- what came dripping down from the ceiling wasn't ... shall we say, in a dry British way, "pleasant."


(image credit: International Urban Glow)

It all went very wrong in 1828. When part of the tunnel collapsed, a monstrous wave of filthy water roared down on Brunel, knocking him unconscious and propelling him toward a very nasty death. Luckily an assistant managed to reach out and grab the master engineer before his diminutive boss got sucked into that awful maelstrom.

Brunel never completely recovered from his injuries, but instead of retiring to dreams of steam-driven wonders, Brunel went on to build everything from immense bridges to the advanced (but unsuccessful) "atmospheric caper" pneumatic railway (more info). Here is a similar creation - "The Pneumatic Passenger Railway", 1867 by Alfred Ely Beach :



An impressive suspension bridge that he designed for Clifton in Bristol:



He then tackled the biggest and grandest of his big, grand projects -- what many folks see as one of the most spectacular ships ever built.


An iron-riveted mountain, a black-smoke metal volcano

Like with those 900,000 square feet of glass or 1,000 miles of sewer pipe, just prattling off the numbers doesn't do Brunel's Great Eastern justice. Its true scale can be better appreciated from these construction photographs:



(image credit: victorianweb.org)

Although many innovations were used in the ship's construction, it was still mostly built by hand, with thousands of workers pounding the iron out of its hull from the first laying of its keel to its ultimate launch in 1858.


(image credit: scripophily)


(image credit: marine-marchande)

There is a very intricate 3D model of the "Great Eastern" construction, on display at National Maritime Museum -


(John Scott Russell's shipyard, 'Great Eastern' under construction, courtesy National Maritime Museum)

When you look at pictures of the Eastern, at first it doesn't look like much; just a typical ship of that era with, perhaps, some odd details. For instance, the Eastern had side wheels, propellers, and even sails on six huge masts.

But look closer at some of those old illustrations and daguerreotypes. See those tiny little boats next to the Eastern? Well, they weren't that tiny, and the Eastern was anything but typical:



Seeing The Great Eastern chugging through a harbor or across the ocean must have been like watching an iron-riveted mountain, or a black metal volcano -- when it's five funnels were pouring black smoke into the sky from its 10 boilers fed by 100 furnaces -- crushing across the sea.


(image credit: porthcurno)

Okay, she was big -- you've got that. But I still don't think you really get how big Brunel's ship actually was. For instance, although the crew of the ship was around four hundred, but she was built to carry 4,000 passengers -- the population of a pretty good sized town. And this was in 1858. She also carried enough coal to take those 4,000 passengers a good, long distance. Around the world, in fact, without ever once needing to refuel.


The Cable Ship

But the Great Eastern's most famous job wasn't shuttling passengers across the Atlantic. The Victorians had a great fondness for boilers, condensers, pistons, furnaces, and the stacks of steam power, but they'd also begun to harness the power of lightning -- or at least enough of it to send dots and dashes across a wire.

The telegraph was a revolution but it was mostly limited to the continents. If you wanted to write Aunt Joan in New York you still had to put pen to paper and trust the post. Until the Great Eastern laid the transatlantic cable.


(image credit: Robert Dudley, Atlantic Cable)

Time for numbers again: 2,600 miles of cable is what the Eastern carefully laid out across the Atlantic and later, across the Indian Ocean. Twenty-six-hundred miles when one kink, one break, would mean having to start all over again. That's a tremendous endeavor to try even today, let alone when men wore stovepipe hats and horses were still the preferred method of traveling on land.


Two great ships: the "Great Eastern" & the "Titanic".
Both suffered a damage to their hull.
One sunk, one didn't.


SS "Great Eastern" was also incredibly modern, boasting double hull construction (far ahead of its common use) and even gas lighting. It is this DOUBLE HULL that kept her afloat in the same circumstances that sent the "Titanic" to its doom. According to this source, here is a comparison with the Titanic:

- Both the Titanic and the Great Eastern were the largest ships of their time.
- Each suffered nearly the same accident, with utterly different results.

- The Great Eastern featured fifty water-tight compartments, and a maze of bulkheads.
- The Titanic's hull had only a single wall on each side!.. And even though the hull was divided in fifteen sections, which were designed to be sealed on a moments notice, "the bulkheads between those sections were riddled with access doors to improve luxury service"


The Great Eastern compartment plan

The Great Eastern suffered a huge 83-foot-long, 9-foot-wide gash, after the encounter with an uncharted rock in Long Island Sound in 1862. But the inner hull held, and the ship remained afloat.

The Titanic did not suffer anything like the huge continuous gash in the side of the Great Eastern:
According to these recent acoustic imaging results, Titanic's hull "had not been gashed at all, but had been punctured in six of its forward compartments with a series of thin slits amounting to no more that 12 square feet."



No double sidewall ensured the fate of famous luxury liner, sending it to the depths in less than three hours.


Huge ship takes 2 years to dismantle

Alas, the end of the Eastern came with more of a whimper than bang. After suffering far too many accidents, and far too many money troubles, the Eastern passed from one hand to another until eventually the largest ship in the Victorian world came to a humiliating end, first as a floating billboard in Liverpool and then finally broken up and sold as scrap.


(Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)


(image credit: National Maritime Museum)

- It took two ful years just to dismantle this ship (gives you an idea how big it was).
- A mysterious dead body was found inside that special double hull (one can only imagine the desperate story of that stowaway...)

Some memorabilia: a depiction of "Great Eastern" on a cigarette card (see a great set of them) and a vintage coffee cup:


(images credit: mando_gal and National Maritime Museum)

At least Brunel didn't see the sad and pathetic end to his magnificent Great Eastern, though he didn't live to see its majesty either. Brunel died only four days after the great ship's first sea trial.

Brunel, fortunately, has remained an engineering legend, though his mighty Great Eastern has become nothing but a curiosity, a footnote in the history of Victorian grandiosity and innovation. But you could say "The Great Eastern" left at least a pretty BIG footnote in the annals of history.



(Other sources used: 1, 2, 3)

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can also see Jeremy Clarkson's documentary movie about Brunel ( and the "Great Eastern") on youtube. Keywords- Clarkson Brunel.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I read somewhere that the ship also had a huge ballroom that was gimbled to always stay level even in rough seas. However, it ended up lurching around so much that the ended up locking it into place...

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Blogger PT said...

Brunel's "atmospheric railway" (the one in Devon) failed because he couldn't seal the slot along the tube. Rubber wasn't available at that time so the seal was made of leather. When the iron tube rusted in the damp air, the iron reacted with the tannin in the leather and destroyed the seal. But in the brief time it worked, apparently it worked quite nicely. (Source: Routledge, R, "Discoveries and Inventions of the 19th Century)

The same book also has an item on the Crystal Palace atmospheric passenger railway, or "shuttle" as we would call it today, though it claims the tube was under Hyde Park, not in Sydenham where the Crystal Palace ended up.

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

Thank you guys for great info. Jeremy Clarkson link was especially entertaining.

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Anonymous Vance M. Pomerening said...

Really enjoyed this piece... I was surprised though, that there was no mention of his broad gauge Great Western Railway. Brunel also made plans for an above ground pneumatic railroad. Compressed air was to be carried beneath the railbed in leather tubes. A piston attached to the railway carriages would then fit into this tube, much in the manner that a cable car has a grip that reaches below the rails, and engages the cable. The problem with this scheme it that the leather tube was not sufficiently airtight to be effective. If Brunel had access to todays modern materials, maybe he could have pulled it off.

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Anonymous MadGuz said...

Great read!

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Blogger soubriquet said...

Avi, thanks for all your effort in producing Dark Roasted, it's always full of fascinating things and great pictures, I hope you keep on doing this.

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Blogger soubriquet said...

Oh, and, by the way... Brunel's atmospheric railway, a further problem with the leather seals was the fact that they had to be kept lubricated in order to remain flexible and seal well, this was done with animal derived greases, which led to them being an irresistable target for rats. Failure of the vacuum seal stopped the train, so although the concept was viable, the system failed due to the lack of a suitable flexible sealing material.

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

Soubriquet - thank you for good words; you're welcome to submit similar articles, if you want.

As for unrealized atmospheric railway - RATS!..

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another unusual pneumatic railway was trialled by a man called Alfred Beach, in New York, 1870.
An article on it can be seen here, and a series of better pictures are viewable here.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brunel was one of, if not the best British engineer. Many of his designs are still in existence today. If he had his way the gauge of railways would have been wider, that's what he planned for the Great Western Railway. Also on the GWR, over the river Thames is a flat arched bridge which nobody thought could be built.

On a related note I live about 1/4 mile from where the Great Eastern was built and some of the slipway still remains.

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    Concerning the yellow "Tokyo Teleport Sta." Japanese sign :

    http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/SJU_e99_aKI/AAAAAAAAX_k/Th6eyY6yFZU/s1600-h/rtyetertetrt.jpg

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    You’re calling our French friend Philippe smug and ill-educated; well, you’re not so humble yourself if you’re boasting about being on X South American countries to provide relief aid, being fluent in 3 languages (hey, I’m fluent in 4, so what?) and being one more American bringing up for the ONE HUNDRETH MILIONTH TIME the fact that Americans died in French beaches.
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    And please, don’t make a bad name for other Americans who’re not such idiots and respond so badly to criticism, especially when they don’t take in consideration the last 60 years in 'bullying' History.

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    first..for the brawlers who want to fight it out on a comment list...put your stuff away...everyone can claim to have this that or the other, but to be honest it's really just "piss in the wind" and just like that, it'll probably blow back in your face...

    to me...it just sounds like, "Hey Pot, I'm the Kettle, you're dirty" /edited for possible rascism connotation/

    most of the responders to this page "got" the idea that it's fun sometimes to laugh at the "tongue in cheek" mistranslations that occur where ever that might be...god forbid it's in jerusalem and my fellow jews take offense because of a mistranslated and oft-maligned and more oft-"made fun of because it's funny" sign ends up on a random website, which, ironically is known for posting things of humor....

    /end rant/

    pardon the above...

    go cubs >;D
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  • thanks for posting this and all great articles, I laughed out with the sings and also reading all the comments.
    I'm very happy to find out there´s a whole misterious, weird, complex, rich, hilarious and great world to live in.
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  • Thank you Rayo - you summed up the whole idea of DRB!
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  • The bottom-right Japanese sign picture is a crying rabbit... The sign appears to be an ad for the GABA language school, which is probably trying to attract ex-customers of the failed NOVA language school. The pink usagi (Japanese for "rabbit") was the mascot/logo of NOVA.
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  • RE: David Rix

    Actually, Tokyo Teleport Station is the stop for the JR East Line (Japanese Rail Line that serves the Greater Tokyo Metorpolitan Region) for Odaiba ^^ You're absolutly correct. The city on Odaiba was supposed to be a great technological city of the future, but unfortunatly it became the subject of tax money during a mayoral election year and the city was never finished and fell by the wayside. It is a beautiful area and soon will be the home of the biggest fish market in the world when they finish construction. It is also where the biggest convention center in Japan is, as well as the largest indoor Toyota Dealership (at least as of 2006). I've been there many times, as I used to live in Japan, and I have to admit, Tokyo Teleport Station needs teleporters. It's a very large building with long concourse-like walks between areas and no moving sidewalks. Even so, it's come a long way from being a tiny island in Tokyo bay with cannons on it.
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  • to Philippe Laurichesse,

    mate your problem is by far more related to a worrying lack of any trace of some sense of humour than the appropriate use of any language, that you tried to project as inappropriate use of a small laugh (?).
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  • hello
    I was expecting to find the most hilarious sign ever that I ever saw: the "Caution, men at work!" sign of Great Britain (ok, it might exist somewhere else, but I haven't been there!)
    I'm a woman, and 4 years later I'm still laughing!!!

    And, damn it, I spent 7 years in the UK and never took any picture of it.
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  • A Brilliant collection
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  • The torture chamber sign was at an exhibit in San Diego, I never saw it this way until I read it on here. Funny... love this site
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  • thank god for the hat instructions. seriously, i almost bought two as shoes.
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  • The lizard is a thorny devil:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorny_devil

    They absorb moisture through their skins. Fascinating to watch.
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  • For a modest fraction of the population, the name Citroën Deux-Cheveaux is really, really inherently funny. That said, that clip in and of itself was a real treat to watch, too.
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  • That 2CV video just seems to prove that most car parts are completely unnecessary.
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  • The thorny devil actually moves the moisture around the outside of their body and direct it into their mouths. Essentially they drink by standing in a puddle. http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/thorny-devil.html
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  • I wonder if William Gibson will get any credit for the I-think concept. His novel Neuromancer used that idea calling it a "Microsoft". Sound familiar?
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  • the Lizard is a Thorny devil, very small, eats only certain types of ants if i recall, native to Australia, ive only seen them in Western Australia in Wild
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  • Hey !

    I love Louis de Funès !

    and I love Steampunk !


    ...I think I love you !
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  • DRB loves you back

    ... love is all around
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  • i wouldnt want a computer interfacing with my brain, especially not if its an Apple product.
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  • How many channels you get on one of those?

    ;)
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  • Joining the long list of things in WV named "The Robert Byrd..."
    What a boondoggle and waste of taxpayer dollars. But I bet it paid for a lot of oxycontin.
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  • What! No mentioned of Arthur/Goonhilly or Jodrell Bank?
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  • The "horn antenna" is actually not very exotic. You have probably ignored many of these located on point-to-point microwave towers located across the world. Even if you paid attention, you might not have recognized them, because horn antennas are usually oriented upright rather than "lying down," and a weather-resistant covering covers the aperture. For example, look at this photo:
    http://www.freefoto.com/preview/04-23-93?ffid=04-23-93
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  • This is the largest Radio Telescope in the world and it's in Mexico

    http://www.lmtgtm.org
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  • "This is the largest Radio Telescope in the world and it's in Mexico

    http://www.lmtgtm.org"

    No its not, It doesnt even get close, Jodrell Bank is the third largest steerable radio telescope and thats 77m, The one posted in the link is 50m.

    As for Radio Telescopes in general, Well Im sure we all know Aricebo is the biggest single dish by far.

    I went to see Jodrell Bank not long ago, Im only 50 miles from it, If you live near one of these dishes they are well worth the visit, Very impressive to see them moving about, And the size of them is incredible.
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  • The Russian telescope is Kalyazin RT-64 (64 meter), and judging by the fact it's in a different orientation in every picture online, I daresay it's not been "abandoned for years". Not well maintained, perhaps.
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  • Stop sign design Youtube video is deleted so you can watch it there :
    http://www.glumbert.com/media/stopsigndesign
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  • Nice photos...

    Here in Brazil we have some 'good' floods too. (in big cities, not on amazon... xD)
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  • I'm questioning the cosmonaut story...

    >> "northern Italy was the only area in Western Europe
    >> on Russia’s orbital path."

    What about Spain? Any path from Baikonur to Italy takes you over Spain.
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  • If you like big ones you'll like the "Monster", a German project from WWII, one like many others who will never see the light.
    http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster
    and it's specs : http://www.panzerschreck.de/panzer/pzkpfw/p1500.html
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  • The Turks did't build their bombard to defend Constantinople, but rather to conquer it in 1453...
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  • you forgot about this beast

    http://family.webshots.com/photo/2831657710099247595ddiIQu

    they claim that it's the biggest canon (on the wheels) in the world
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  • wow...that's soooo original...making phallic references in an article about artillery. As if engineering weapons with longer range and heavier payload didn't mean bigger?!?
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  • This was a good article ... mostly.

    The childish and sexist penis references brought it down, though.
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  • The 'V' in V-weapons stands for vergeltung, not for victor.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vergeltungswaffe
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  • What about the adolf gun?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Gun

    Here is many nice pictures
    http://hela.com.pl/galerie/trondenes/trondenes-no.htm
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  • Thank you Torbjörn - great tip, will use in next part.
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  • Great topic, poorly written. reads like the author has penis envy problem....
    DRB can do and has done much better.
    Juvenile writing at best on this one.
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  • What, no mention of the largest caliber???

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_David
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  • Does anyone else think DRB is incredible?
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  • The Turks didn't build their bombard to defend İSTANBUL, but rather to conquer it in 1453...
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  • That Russian "electric cannon" is basically a coil- or Gauss gun isn't it? Has such a large coilgun ever been built?
    And about the silentness of such a gun, I wonder to what extent the sound of the shell breaking the sound barrier when fired would match the sound of a conventional gun.
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  • the history of the krupp company is fascinating, you should check william manchester's book, the arms of krupp
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  • hey ,
    great site
    great concept.


    However, your big gun page ain't gonna be complete without the Jaivan from India (
    sorry for the national sentiment!)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaivana_cannon
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  • Re. the so-called "Iraqi Super-gun": I never really understood why everyone was so worried? I mean it's not like you can move the bloody thing around, and concealing it would be a cast-iron bitch. And with todays counter-battery-radars and satellite surveillance....well, let's just say that about 30 seconds after you fire the first shot, everyone and her brother knows, to within a few yards, where your big, precious, sitting-duck supergun is located.

    As for the "silent" electromagnetic gun, Bart said: "And about the silentness of such a gun, I wonder to what extent the sound of the shell breaking the sound barrier when fired would match the sound of a conventional gun." Based on my experience (which is not exactly substantial) with silenced magnum-caliber rifles, it won't be quite as loud, and the noise it makes won't "sound like" a cannon firing. I still think everybody in the neighbourhood will be aware that some serious machinery is in operation, though...

    Regards & all,

    Thomas L. Nielsen
    Denmark
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  • "The Turks did't build their bombard to defend Constantinople, but rather to conquer it in 1453..."

    Anon is right. Please correct this ASAP.
    Nice blog overall.
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  • Changed the Constantinople bit, thank you. The confusion stemmed from the fact that it was built in Hungary.
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