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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Computer Gadgets Roundup (funny)


"QUANTUM SHOT" #108


What every programmer & sysadmin wants, but would never admit it

Lets open the door to the programmer's office:
Computer Technology, Digital Photography

There is a nice Apple Tree garden in the corner:
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and a cool desktop mod:
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but the office is empty, as the programmer slept in this morning...
Next time he might use the alarm clock that runs away before it could be silenced. He'll have to get up and catch the silly thing, before hitting the bed again.
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Here is the company that makes it.
(thanks to MyNinja)

He arrives closer to lunch, hungry.
So here are some easy snack solutions:

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Rest of the day he passes the time feeding his inner bubble-wrap demon:
PERPETUAL BUBBLEWRAP

or satisfying the craving for the girls in headphones:
Headphone fetish - a website devoted to pictures of women wearing headphones, earphones and earmuffs, ear defenders and helicopter headsets.

THIS IS A MUST-HAVE!
you own personal robot to open the beer:
(maybe you should read the story by Henry Kuttner "The Proud Robot" for explanation of this one)
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INPUT DEVICES:

Mouse from 1894:
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and even more ancient one:
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Some mice are causing calls to tech support:
"Both my mouse and printer do not seem to work any more. Can you tell me what the problem is?"
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for ladies: good way to recycle your dead keyboard:
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If you ever wondered what Apple's next product might look like, check it out here:
The new iParasite is an MP3 player that burrows inside of your ear canal and plays your favorite playlists via tiny speakers on its side:
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The Rubik's Cube for the 21st century!
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iBiogenetics:
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Extreme Ergonomics:
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(this company makes it)

Finally it's time to surf some sites like BOING BOING:
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...explore some web trends:

(thanks to InformationArchitects)

...get the latest scoop on the giants of the computer world:
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or just do some blogging:
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If you are not such an advanced user, you can still
Count your blessings:

- that you're more computer literate than this old man:
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- your laptop is more portable than this:
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- Microsoft does not make watches:
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- you don't need to hunt for headset bargains:
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- you are still very employable:
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(art courtesy K. Cornell)

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COMMENTS:

3 Comments:

Anonymous GMI Blog said...

Ahhhh. No wonder there are cheese bits near my computer when I wake up in the morning.

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Blogger vare2 said...

I love these...Funny stuff there!

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Anonymous Hot Karl said...

I want to hot karl that mouse.

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  • someone please scoop me up, I just got melted...
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  • I am utterly in love <3
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  • Wow, I don't think I've ever absorbed that much cute all at once before.
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  • Hey from Spain, i just wanted to say that this is one of the most interesting sites i've ever surfed, good work ;)
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  • That is definitely "cuteness" aaaaahhhhh!!!!
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  • We have many wallabies (species of macropod closely related to kangaroo)living on our property in southern Tasmania. They are extremely cute indeed, we consider ourselves fortunate to share our home with them. Thanks for sharing the lovely photos.
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  • This is one of the sweetest things I've ever seen.
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  • Man thats so cool, I wouldnt mind seeing a video of this or some of the owners feed back on how the squirrels doing now as an adult.
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  • these have GOT to be the best pictures I've ever seen...very cute. Thanks for giving me something to smile about today.

    Sarah
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  • Wow! That is amazing and so adorable!
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  • I'm loving the "centerfold spread" of the baby squirrel on the bed drinking milk from the dropper
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  • Great Video...Great site! I'd love to swap links with you!
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  • Squirrell Special Needs:

    When I was a child, my mother rescued and raised 2 squirrells. We nearly lost both of them (we did loose one) at about 2 years of age because they were not getting enough potassium in their diet. The one we saved lived to the age of 5. You can contact me at the email address of "noxbestia@" via gmail.com if you want to know more about our experiences.

    Johnny-dog Duane Rice
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  • That is one fu*cked up looking car in a really bad way.
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  • Looks dated as a matter of fact. Looks like it would have been a concept car in the late 80's.

    This is a WILD Failure.
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  • Wow. Nasty, nasty, nasty! This is why the Chinese don't design for themselves!
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  • Is this sleeper or a shoe? This got to be the Ugliest of the Ugly concept I have ever seen.

    Congratulation to whomever design this concept for winning the Ugliest concept car award.
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  • Thank God this is just a stupid and meaningless concept. A silly question, how in the hell would someone change a flat tire on either the front of back wheels? lol
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  • I first saw this concept in Design News mag. for 11/23/1959.It was called the Prvenac [The "First"]and was designed by Prof. Ing.Nestorovic, head of Mot. Veh. Dept, Faculty for Mech. Eng'g., Belgrade, Yugoslavia.
    the design was simple [elliptical]and ugly but only in a '50s sort of way and all things considered, not so offensive as this flashy Chinese model. I have 2 top views of the body, and 3 pics of the Chassis.
    looks to be easily homebuilt. Just one aspect of the design I didn't understand, or I might have tried putting one together.
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  • simply beautiful.

    great blog by the way, keep up the good work mate!
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  • Fantastic post!
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  • me likes little bitty killer frogs
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  • Dangerous and cool looking, but i think the blue ringed octopus is a bit more lethal than this.
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  • The venom from a single bite of the inland taipan might be potent enough to kill about 250,000 mice, or the mouse equivalent of 100 men.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taipan
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  • Beautiful pictures, and not just on this post.
    Cool blog.
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  • Um... At least some of those aren't poison fros. LOL The third down, for one example, is a "Pac Man Frog" and I used to have one. Not a bit dangerous, unless you're a bug or baby mouse.
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  • nice blog! worth visiting whole pages. thanks.
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  • Interestingly the frogs' poison comes from eating ants. Frogs raised in captivity are not poisonous.

    http://news.mongabay.com/2005/0809-frogs.html
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  • Let us not forget the box jellyfish.

    http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/the-great-barrier-reef/jellyfish.htm

    "You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and drown before reaching the shore. So don't go swimming alone! Be sure to know the first aid procedures."
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  • WOW! You should be in National Geographic Mag. Your blog is informative and the pictures are amazingly colorful and bright. Each picture deserves to be in a cover of a magazine.
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  • There's an open source Bit Torrent program called "Azurues" and its icon is one of these little blue poisonous froggies.
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  • super blog!!!!!!!!!!
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  • i liked this topic too much.
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  • oh, that's fantastic!!! Too much interesting.
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  • i think your all ur pics are smart and fantastic - Especially the frogs!
    Awesome work.
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  • I really love the pictures you have on your post. they're great. it's the only place i've seen pictures of the "Mint Green" morph of the Golden Dart Frog. My favorite pic tho is the blue dart frog on the red plant.

    in response to comments questioning the potential lethality of our little yellow friend:

    The Golden Poison Dart frog (Phyllobates terribilis) is "currently considered the most poisonous vertebrate worldwide". Each Golden Dart Frog contains an average of about 1 milligram of batrachotoxin, enough to kill 10,000 mice or 10-20 humans.
    the above information was taken from Wikipedia.

    i also found a number of other sources claiming that the P. terribilis is the most POISONOUS [CAPS for a reason] animal in the world. One of these sources mention that batrachotoxin is the most lethal poison/venom found in any animal.

    the reason I used CAPS for "poisonous" is because there is a difference between poisonous and venomous. venomous animals deliver their toxins via injection in the forms such as a bite or sting whereas the toxins of a poisonous animal are delivered through absorption (touching) or ingestion (eating/swallowing). Therefore, regardless of the lethality of inland taipans or ringed octopuses, the Golden Poison Dart Frog is the most poisonous animal in the world.

    That said:
    sorry anonymous, but while it is ONE of the most venomous animals in the world, the blue ringed octopus is not more potentially lethal than P. terribilis. While there is no known antidote to their venom, a bite can be survived with artificial respiration: "Respiratory support, together with reassurance, until medical assistance arrives ensures that the victim will generally recover well." (quote from Wikipedia).

    Matt,
    That statistic of a single bite possibly killing 250,000 mice or 100 people refers to the milking with the highest recorded venom yield for that snake (meaning the most venom recorded in a bite from that snake). The venom yield (amount of venom delivered in a single bite) was 110mg. The average venom yield for the inland taipan is 44mg. That means that the average bitewould potentially kill 100,000 mice or 40 people. That's 1.1 mg per person. That means the LD50 (dose of substance required to prove lethal to 50% of the tested population) of the inland taipan's toxin is 0.025mg/kg, making it, yes, the most venomous animal in the world. However, our little yellow friend's toxin (batrachotoxin) has an LD50 of 1-2mcg(micrograms)/kg [a.k.a 0.001-0.002mg/kg], making the toxin of P. terribilis 12-25 times more potent than the toxin of the inland taipan, thus making the Golden Poison Dart Frog (Phyllobates terribilis) the most toxic animal in the world.

    plus the fact that a cute little frog less than 2 inches in length can singlehandedly kill up to 20 people just seems so much cooler than death via a bite from a brown colored snake.
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  • Very informative, Ben - thank you very much!
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  • GRANDES FOTOS..SALUDOS DESDE MEXICO
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  • i have a friend whose little dog got sick and vet said was from frog spraying on him---is this possoble here in indiana??
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  • Does anybody know anyone who keeps frogs such as these at home, in an aquarium, as pets?
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  • 'Keine minute ohne comedy' actually translates to 'no minute without comedy' rather than 'a minute of comedy'.
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  • Wow quite a few that i hadn't seen yet.
    Thanks for posting!
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  • I've seen a similar anti-smoking bus around here.
    That glass one and that "weightlifting prolongs life" one were pretty neato.
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  • HEEEEELLLLLLLLp me..
    anyone know where that cieling mural link can be found/ordered of the funeral where the priest is throwing the dirt over the grave!!!!!
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  • The six wheeled sports car is the Covini CW6 - see for instance:
    http://www.gizmag.com/go/2754/ and
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covini_C6W
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  • FAB1 is from the Thunderbirds Movie. Nice concept but still all from the mind of Gerry Anderson and the 1960 show.
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  • Haha Nazis had a great sense of humor. I never would have imagined.
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  • Nazi Tanks? I never knew Tanks could have a political view. Maybe you meant German tanks! Just like an American Soldier isn't a Republican soldier doesn't mean all Germans were Nazis, they can have a good sense of humor indeed.

    Funny though :)
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  • You know, if only textbook authors can learn from these fine examples on how to motivate readers to keep reading and understanding.

    Kathy Sierra may get a kick out of this.
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  • Geesh! Those pictures are amazing! Koodoos on the website you've done a beautiful job on it. My girlfriend would flip shes a photo nut and would definitly be amazed for hours thanks to your blog...LoL
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  • If you understand the descriptions it's even more funny xD
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  • that's how militarism works. make them forget they kill people.
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  • "For every grenade that you fire:
    your father paid 100 Reichsmarks in taxes,
    your mother worked for a week in a factory,
    a train drove 10,000 kilometers!

    Think about that before every shot!"
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  • Thats a neat find, who says history is boring?
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  • I recommend a look at the Luftwaffe's 1944 gunnery manual for fighter pilots, the "Schiessfiebel" as approved by famous General Adolf Galland. It abounds in drawings of scantily clad or nude females, accompanied by rhymed instructions, e.g. to explain such concepts as "aspect angle".
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  • The Luftwaffe obviously wanted its pilot to score, one way or the other. See for yourself: http://www.rafiger.de/Homepage/Pages/Schiessfibel.html
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  • That is unbelievable creepy.

    I'm sure by 44 the Germans were running a little short on humor, but I could see them being a little cocky in 42 after easily taking over europe, and quickly advancing in Russia. The manual clearly shows how the Germans thought they were invincible.
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  • Oh those Nazis...
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  • Those Nazi's knew funny. Using sex to sell war, better than Detroit using sex to sell cars.

    Ron Russell, Author of "Don Carina"
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  • I thought the manuals were funny. Maybe manuals for electronics need to be funny.

    What I did not like was the 20 requests to place cookies.
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  • Latvija - what's wrong, you don't like cookies? :)
    all cookies are harmless here, its just ad banners doing their normal thing.
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  • Oh my God, those are like those nutty instruction manuals for the
    American and British forces.

    Same style, same jokes! I swear it must be the same cartoonists doing the work for everybody.

    We ARE art whores, you know.

    I have to share this with all my comics and cartoonists friends.
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  • I think it was during the Vietnam war that the US Army started publishing PM magazine. It was a cartoon-like magazine full of tips for keeping your weapons and equipment in good working order. At that time the cartoons showed Connie (a 40DD Blonde) and Bonnie (a 40DD black girl) showing how to perform the maintenance. They were often very scantily clad (think Daisy Dukes outfits) as well. Since then PM has cleaned up. Bonnie and Connie have nad breast reductions (34B?) and they have added other characters like a grizzled maintenance NCO, a dashing young aviator, etc. Sigh, those were the days!
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  • Good communication is essential. Reading this blog entry, everyone could learn how to communicate well with fun and more sense of humor.
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  • Duel: that was a really really good movie... liked it a lot.
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  • Ok, now show us what they Transform into.
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  • Yeah, Duel was seriously scary. Speaking of scary, I can just imagine some kid in the back of his mom's minivan when they pass that evil clown truck on the road.
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  • I want the red one with the claw hands so I can drive down the highway and EXACT VENGEANCE on those whose driving skills I disapprove of!
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  • Hhmmmm, wonder what the drivers look like? Scary thought!!
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  • The 6 wheeled monster truck is a RC car :)
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  • have you seen this site?
    http://www.ultrarigsoftheworld.com/
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  • Where is the Maximum Overdrive trucks? That was a good movie.
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  • Could be wrong, but it looks like a baby capybara to me.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara

    deputystankus@gmail.com
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  • I think it's a "naked" guinea pig. See here: http://www.cavyconcepts.com/
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  • I think it's a hairless guinea pig. We used to have some as pets. I used to say they looked more like little capybaras than guinea pigs.
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  • I'm also going to go with the hairless guinea pig.
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  • Hippopotamouse!
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  • And the winner is......kstar!

    >kstar said...
    > Hippopotamouse!

    Because "hippopotamouse" is so perfect that it automatically replaces whatever name was used before.
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  • It's a naked guinea pig!
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  • I am 99% certain that the mystery animal is a capybara. The shape of the head is a dead give away.
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  • It is actually a hairless breed of guinea pig called a "Skinny Guinea" they are born with fur and lose it as they get older.
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  • it's a hairless guinea pig, or a "skinny pig", not a capybara.
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