"The galaxy is expanding - Probably to get away from this planet."

I know, I know, there are tons of these posters (check'em out here or you can even create your own on this site)... but this bunch should de-motivate you faster and more thoroughly. You should be cleansed of all and any enthusiasm in no time flat:

Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
See more at Despair.com

a few posters related to blogosphere:

Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions
Art prints, posters, editions

and finally, if by any chance you are still motivated to put out any effort, you can be assured you will most certainly fail - and then you'll need the following script, or list of answers:

(when when their programs don't work)

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."

18. "It worked yesterday."

17. "How is that possible?"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

14. "There is something funky in your data."

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

12. "You must have the wrong version."

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

10. "I can't test everything!"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

1. "It works on my machine"

Source jdstorer2

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Blogger Sigivald said...

Except for 4, 5, and 15, I've said every single one of those, though not to a customer directly.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for the procrastination one. I think i just found my new life motto and screen saver.

Blogger Unknown said...

Those posters are copyright material. Just a fair warning that you might at least want to give credit to Despair.Com -- the folks that make them. (Not the Star Trek ones though.)

I'm not affiliated with them, but I have purchased their calendar. :)

BTW, your word verification isn't a word.

Blogger Avi Abrams said...

Thanks for the heads-up. I credited another site as source, but now included Despair.com, as well. A few of the posters are "homemade" on the make-it-yourself site linked above.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think you need to worry too much about copyright for these kinds of things.. especially since the ones that might be copyright have a watermark on them anyways....

ANYWAYS, the link you put for the "make your own" demotivational pictures isn't working, I use www.demotivationalpics.com/index.php#generator to make my demotivators. That site is great.

Anonymous Uncle Demotivator said...

The "Blogging" demotivational poster is cool - and so true ;)


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