tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11787852.post-33281694590315057512006-12-14T01:36:00.001-08:002008-12-11T03:58:23.543-08:00Robots and Such<img style="margin: 0px 20px 0px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 41px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/93/267507258_9b2177cb6a.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><span style="color: rgb(96, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:78%;">"QUANTUM SHOT" #58<br /><a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/12/robots-and-such.html">link</a></span></span><br /><br /><br /><font color="#FF0000"><span class='attribute-value'><b>Build your own retro-future, one rusty robot at a time:</b></font><br /><br /><b>Cute Little Army of Robots</b><br /><br /><a href='http://bennettrobotworks.com/robots.php'>Bennett Robot Works</a> are the "Original Art Robot Sculptures" (looking every bit like props from the "Robots" animated feature). They're made from "found objects": wood, metal, and various strange stuff found in the basement and at garage sales. There is an endless catalog of them on this site. Each robot is a miniature delight; and together they are as addictive, as an assortment of mini donuts.<br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/144/322057908_22d60721e2_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; " src="http://static.flickr.com/144/322057908_22d60721e2.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/144/322769812_77b00aff9e_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://static.flickr.com/144/322769812_77b00aff9e.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/130/322041209_ed44c0a79c_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://static.flickr.com/130/322041209_ed44c0a79c.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/142/322041537_a058872875_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; " src="http://static.flickr.com/142/322041537_a058872875.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/143/322041326_21208537ce_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; " src="http://static.flickr.com/143/322041326_21208537ce.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/134/322038945_c1c9c03cb8_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; " src="http://static.flickr.com/134/322038945_c1c9c03cb8.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/126/322038675_f4babc794e_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; " src="http://static.flickr.com/126/322038675_f4babc794e.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><br />Each robot takes about a month to build. They are not meant to be a toy.<br /><br /><b>Some robots mean business</b><br /><br />In case you want to be prepared, here is <a href='http://www.robotuprising.com/home.htm'>the book</a> <i>"How to survive a robot uprising"</i>; and <a href="http://www.combots.net/pix.php">another site</a>, where the most aggressive robots can battle each other to their heart's content:<br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/132/322780166_304caa5484_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; width:360px" src="http://static.flickr.com/132/322780166_304caa5484.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/135/322780833_8db65c79b1_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; width:360px " src="http://static.flickr.com/135/322780833_8db65c79b1.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><br />while veterans stand around and watch: (source <a href="http://www.alhonig.com">site</a>)<br /><br /><a href="http://lh5.google.ca/abramsv/R6UyLO9Hp0I/AAAAAAAAGDs/J5mwStoiN_M/s1600-h/322778191_e298e5ad91_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;" src="http://lh5.google.ca/abramsv/R6UyLO9Hp0I/AAAAAAAAGDs/J5mwStoiN_M/s800/322778191_e298e5ad91_o.jpg"></a><br /><br />...and robotic mice scatter nearby:<br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/128/322783474_90cca085ef_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://static.flickr.com/128/322783474_90cca085ef_m.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br />- witness "Herbie the MouseBot", fully functional miniature robot rodent (<a href="http://www.solarbotics.com/ ">source</a>)<br /><br />If you read old newspapers, you'll see that robots were more well-behaved in the past: this one "STEAM-POWERED DREADNOUGHT CERBER" was even employed as a police enforcer in Victorian London: (more <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ru_steampunk/36138.html">here</a>)<br /><br /><a href="http://lh3.google.ca/abramsv/R6UxDu9HpzI/AAAAAAAAGDk/sf8odxlOLj4/s1600-h/322788721_ef75a58161_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;" src="http://lh3.google.ca/abramsv/R6UxDu9HpzI/AAAAAAAAGDk/sf8odxlOLj4/s800/322788721_ef75a58161_o.jpg"></a><br /><br />But as history progressed, they often made the wrong choices: <br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/143/322810989_11eac940d8_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://static.flickr.com/143/322810989_11eac940d8.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/126/322820476_b843a88237_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://static.flickr.com/126/322820476_b843a88237.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br />(<a href="http://surbrook.devermore.net/superpics/machines/machines.html">source</a>)<br /><br />...to the point that today humans need to put up warning signs like this:<br /> <br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/134/322808086_795dc33ae6_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://static.flickr.com/134/322808086_795dc33ae6.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><br />Know your enemy - read the site devoted to wayward robots, aptly named <a href='http://www.suicidebots.com/'>"Suicide Bots"</a> Don't miss a link to "sexed robots" <a href="http://www.zprod.org/zLab/sexedRobots.html">site</a>, or picture of <a href="http://www.suicidebots.com/2006/12/13/photo-of-the-day-googlebot/">"Google Bot"</a>.<br /><br />Probably the Ugliest Robot Ever:<br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/137/322886206_c032e3025b_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; " src="http://static.flickr.com/137/322886206_c032e3025b.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><br />As a parting shot, these are quite harmless robots from the communist times in Russia:<br />(they are also quite ugly) <br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/129/322057426_78493c8d3c_o.jpg"><img style="margin:10px 10px 0px 0px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand; width:500px" src="http://static.flickr.com/129/322057426_78493c8d3c_o.jpg" border="0" alt="Consumer technology" /></a><br /><br /><font size="5"><b><a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/03/decorative-robot-creations.html">CONTINUE TO NEXT PART</a></b></font><br /><br /><p style="float:right"><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/12/robots-and-such.html">+StumbleUpon <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/RkwyjU1gWGI/AAAAAAAAAek/sU4P1vUFRxQ/s400/stumble+copy2.jpg"></a><br /></p><!--<iframe style="float:left; margin:0px 20px 0px 0px" src="http://diggler.splattercast.net/http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Retro_Technology_Update_PHOTOS" border="0" frameborder="0" height="115" width="100"><br /> </iframe>--><a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/12/robots-and-such.html">Permanent Link</a>...<a href="http://del.icio.us/post" onclick="window.open('http://del.icio.us/post?v=4&noui&jump=close&url='+encodeURIComponent(location.href)+'&title='+encodeURIComponent(document.title), 'delicious','toolbar=no,width=700,height=400'); 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