Hilarious and Crazy Signage, Part 13

"QUANTUM SHOT" #588 Link - by A. Abrams The more you stare at some of them, the more befuddled you become Some signs are certain to crack you up, some are likely to infuriate you, some send such mixed signals hardly a human being will come out of the experience unaffected. Perhaps, some would even pledge to enter the sign design business, just to keep the streets unpolluted by the atrocities you are about to see (or, on the contrary, become urban art junkies to seek out more examples of signage insanity) Read other parts of our "Weird Signs Series", all 12 of them! We'll start with a truly wonderful vintage sign (for those who hadn't hear about electricity yet - back when men were men and most had matches.) (image via, Marcin Whinchary) Warning Signs. You've been Warned. (sent in by Robert A. Graf, Springwater, NY) Too late now: (image via) (images via 1, 2) (images via 1, 2) The sign on the right is all about hydrogen sulphide, a naturally occurring gas often found in manure pits and sewers. All who brave these noxious areas are exposed to the deadly danger. Hydrogen sulphide is heavier than air and collects in depressions or tunnels. It induces a sudden coma after which, as they say, "Death can be immediate"! One more reason to never enter such places… ever. (image via ToyZone) Some sensible warnings... (image via) (image via) ... and some non-sensible ones: (images via 1, 2, 3) If this sign is real, then it is a cruel joke: (image via) A few Asian ones, including some epic Temple Admission Rules (the dead and insane aren’t welcome... maybe they should find some other place to congregate): (image via) (images via 1, 2, 3) Warnings that are more than simply warnings. This one, for example, is a handy guide on how to destroy fish. Warning: graphic content! (image credit: Troy Walker) Parking warnings should be collected and published as a book. Hmm... remember, you heard that idea at Dark Roasted Blend first. (image sent in by J. W. of Birmingham, UK) (image sent in by John Kinyon) (images credit: Tyler Haggerty, Chris Radley, Jim) Traffic and Other Road Signs Some drivers must be laughing their head off. (lower right image via) (images via) (image via) Palatine Express Road in Suburban Chicago offers way too many choices: (image sent in by Andrew and Stacy Williamson) (right image via) This sign is actually quite truthful and interesting. You can do something else, while your car will drive itself. - (image via) District 9 artifact: (image via) Signs for pedestrians are interesting, too: (images via 1, 2) Simply Unique Stuff This hotel is good. GOOD. Trust us -- less money for signs means more money for stuff like doors and fire exits. (original unknown) Ways to be polite: (images via 1, 2) Dog food for humans: Heroic name, quite befitting a British soldier (seen in Matlock Bath village, Derbyshire, England): (image credit: Ariane) Tongue-in-cheek store name from the same village: (image credit: Ariane) Make your choice: (images via) (image via) (images via) Mysterious sign in the Moscow Metro ("Prospect Mira" subway station): (image via) UPDATE: This is a symbol for "freestyle wrestling", a left-over graphic from the days of Moscow Olympic Games, 1980. Bathroom Comedy, Written in Signage Simply genius: (original unknown) Decisions... decisions... (image via) You have to be at the right time in the right place, but sometimes it's hard to figure out the right door: (images via, Kirsten) (images via 1, 2) I am not sure if this one true, or not, but it's hilarious: (image via) Misspelt Wonders and Other Broken English (images via 1, 2, Derrick Pereira) This one promises "Ovary and Kidney Maintenance" (for those willing to try new experiences): (image sent in by Alexander Garside) (images via 1, 2, Andrew Williamson) Mitsu... oh wait - (images via) This supposed to be the "Green Beach", we think: (image via) Knock-off Asian brands are entertainment in their own right: (images via) Labels, Charts and Other Printed Word First, a very cool sticker for watching certain type of TV content (more info) - (images via) ... and a variation on that theme: (image via) Do you ever read the fine print and disclaimers? If you do, you may be in for a surprise: Very mysterious product, spotted in a Dubai mall - (image credit: Derrick Pereira) (image via) This sign is very.... unreasonable: (image via) This is the right approach: "Training Your Adopted Dog". The "dog" in question tends to disagree... (image via) (images via 1, 2) And finally, wonderful interaction of birds with signs: wishful thinking, shock of recognizing yourself, etc. - (images via) CONTINUE TO THE PREVIOUS PART! -> Read the Whole Signs Series Here Permanent Link......+StumbleUpon ...+Facebook