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Monday, September 01, 2008

Funny Animals, Part 12


"QUANTUM SHOT" #469
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This page perhaps contains more hilarity than you've seen all week

I know, it's not very modest headline, but hey, what if it's actually true? Some images here are so great, that they might stick with you for 24 hours or more (but then again, you might be already so jaded by Fark / Reddit Image section combination that nothing short of picture of.... say, newly-discovered alien gangster worms getting drunk in the middle of Brooklyn, will move you.)

Animals don't care about any of that, and routinely put up their best expressions for the fun of it, or simply to live and to communicate. The fact that it later becomes a work distraction for thousands of bored office workers (and a fertile ground for the subsequent LOLlification) is just an inevitable byproduct.

We'll start traditionally with "The Cute, The Weird and The Ugly" section - Cute comes first (an adorable baby sloth):








(originals unknown)

Sun Bears or Malayan Sun Bears are the smallest bears in the world (more pics... this one does not seem very happy) -


(photo via)

Big-eyed beauty... A face that launched 10,000 hikers (up the tree) -


(image credit: Allieb)

From that predatory sophistication, back to the innocent babies:



Baby orangutan at 4 hours after birth:


(image - via)

Bath time:




(image credit: drawmonkey)

Spider monkey's version of a "Scream":


(image credit: Joel Sartore, National Geographic)

Memorable characters:


(image credit: news.rednet.cn)


(original unknown)


Best hair since Elvis

Mary River turtles! See more of these beauties from Sunshine Coast, Australia, in this photo set:




(images credit: Chris Van Wyk)

By the way, this particular type of turtle is only found in one river and the Queensland Government is about to dam it... not cool.

Another creature with a radical hair:



And great facial color of the Golden Monkeys from Korea:


(image credit: floridapfe)

But we mentioned the ugly... you want "ugly", so we provide:




Family Matters!

This mother definitely has the right priorities:



Another proud parent:



"A three-day old baby elephant reaches for its mother at an animal park in Berlin." -


(photo by Marcus Brandt, AFP / Getty)


Men are from Mars, Cats are from...

They know where they're from, but they're not telling:







Some cats have to earn the living the hard way:



They get stressed, too:



"Here's Johnny!" (Jack Nicholson in "the Shining") -



This is what happens to normal kittens when they get "all work and no play". Or, he turns into Japan's Godzilla-Cat Monster:



Slightly mad kitten:


(image credit: M Nadya)

Kitten from ASCII -



What else can you do with cats? Dance with them, of course! -




It's a Dog's Life

Some dogs avoid to be that hilarious. You'd love them to death.



The image above should teach a lesson to those putting up unreasonable signage.









Sleeping dogs are irresistible... even to cats:


(image credit: Possum)


(image credit: farkkelt)

We saw slightly mad kitten, now let's see a totally goofy dog:



Canine "Gothic" -


(image credit: Maurice Renoma)


Animal Acrobatics

Yoga classes are always a good idea for your pet:




(part of the clever Rubik's Cube ad, see more)

Various exercises keep birds and animals in shape:


(image credit: AFP, news.bbc.co.uk)


(image credit: news.rednet.cn)





"Horses (and donkeys) stuck in manholes" becomes a theme of its own, amazingly:




(image credit: The Sun)

We conclude this section with the most improbable gravity-defying act (... luckily for this elephant, it's just a sculpture - by Daniel Firman) -


(art by: Daniel Firman)


Humans / Animals interaction

Awwww... very good interaction, indeed -



Intense! -





Time to go to work:



Some really big bird must live here:



These bulls do not seem to mind -




Some stressful situations & encounters

This is probably the tightest:








(photo via)




Try this interesting version, too.

"It's definitely getting smaller..." -


(image credit: Christa Macefat and Bernd Huppertz )

Great ingenuity:




Chilling Out, Having a Good Time...









...or even a romance:



Lizards can be fun:



For uncredited photos please let us know who the original photographers are, so that we could include this info.

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COMMENTS:

13 Comments:

Blogger Grace said...

the weimeraners in clothes are by William Wegman.

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Blogger alvarhillo said...

The enormous bird cage remember me a spanish joke:
What do a two hundred pounds bird on to a branche? ¡TWEET,TWEET!

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Anonymous mch said...

Funimals?

- via

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Anonymous 93civEJ1 said...

haha, i like all the monkey pics!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great pictures, good work again

Gr. Mieg

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Anonymous MyCutePetPics said...

That is an awesome group of pictures you have put together. I will be sure to share & Digg this page with all my animal lovers. Thank you so much for a great post and God Bless.

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

why, thank you :)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the 13th pic from the top? And is it real???

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Anonymous DennisSC said...

Those monkeys with the green faces look like they're members of some anarchist liberation front.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whats the 3rd animal from the top anyone know?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a blog!

LOL

- Tuure Koivikko

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Anonymous Fred Smilek said...

The poor monkey of the "bath time"... ha, ha.

Fred Smilek
Email- Fred_Smilek@yahoo.com
Webpage- http://sites.google.com/site/fredjsmilek/

Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded in 2006 by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktgHmtfv6yE dogs really can be funny :)

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_padlocks
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  • Thank you Shadoglare - good catch!
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  • elve - great piece of info, wish there were any pictures of it...

    Iodefinition - please send the pic to abramsv@gmail.com
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    It certainly looks like it.
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    http://www.treehousebydesign.com/blog/images/vortex_house.jpg

    Also, beer can house in houston:

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    The scottish sheep fence is obvious to me. He had literally hundreds of 2 foot boards, a sheep can easily scale/jump a 2 foot fence so he did the next best thing and just stuck them all together.

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    thanks for making the world an unsafer place.

    also as for having less weight doesn't mean it has less mass. so it will still take the same energy to accelerate.

    no if you changed the polarity of the magnets so that it pulls you into the road you would gain traction and could stop much sooner. say by 50%.
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    - via
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  • I highly recommend anyone interested in it to do check out arcosanti if they find themselves north of phoenix.

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  • Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket... Having an entire city in one structure leaves the entire population very vulnerable to a variety of disasters: fire, epidemic, power failures, enemy or terrorist attack, etc., not to mention the attendant problems of utilities, waste disposal, emergency evacuation, and maintenance. Some ideas look a lot better on paper than in reality.
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  • They aren't such a clever idea, 1 million people crammed in, what if a bomb goes off in a very important place, you could have up to 1 million casualties!
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  • I've always thought that Solari's megacities were to some extant a reactin to Frank Loyd Wright's Broadacre City; a vison of continent ecompassing sprawl. PT: actually his vision was a bit more heterogenous. The exteriors aren't very uniform because building really only provides a concrete slab and basic infrastructure. Everything else would be built by the individual "condo-owner."
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  • All are legitimate concerns, thanks for this neat discussion.
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  • Good work and great images.
    In my blog i put another arcologies like X-Seed 4000 and Shimizu TRY 2004 Mega-City Pyramid
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  • These are all grand ideas that lead to something bigger. While the concerns raised by the commenters here are all valid, these represent the first step in being able to colonize other worlds once they are determined to be able to sustain life, or we have developed the capacity to make other worlds sustain life.

    Arcologies like this provide us with an opportunity, built on Earth, to discover the flaws, problems, logistical hurdles and potentials for disaster that exist in the designs prior to building them in space and sending them, fully loaded, to another world, or building them on that world. If they can be made stable in an environment that is already relatively stable, they have passed the first step towards being able to support human life elsewhere in the universe. It is only a few more baby steps to design them in such a way as to be able to survive elsewhere and/or travel there under their own power and land safely.

    Big plans require big ideas.
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  • To those who dismissed the idea's based on fear filled sentiments, I am profoundly sorry. A bomb can cause 1 million casualties due to the close proximity of the living quarters? Damn, all it takes is a bigger bomb, which you know each country is always developing and the benefits of being spread out are lost, and the cons are all thats left. Destruction of natural ecosystems around the entire world have been destroyed based on people wanting to own "their" piece. At least with arcologys nature has a better chance of surviving. And humans still just have human problems, like thinking you need more than you have. Americans wake up to the world your part of please.
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  • Another cult complete with a saintly founder who enjoys his own opulent private quarters (with desert swimming pool) while his acolytes do all the drudgery trying to get his unwieldy designs to work.

    He nowadays passes his time making styrofoam models for the trademark wind chimes. Incidentally, his eco-friendly minions directly invest molten metal into the styrofoam sending gouts of poisonous black hydrocarbons into the otherwise pristine high-desert skies.

    "Thinking globally but acting locally." What a crock!
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  • Mainly someone said this seems like putting all your eggs in one basket - well think about it this way: Earth = One Basket. We need to spread out and this is a logical primer.

    Next to the guy who said leave land to the people who appreciate it. The point of this is to give everyone the opportunity to appreciate land not divide it up and fence it off and 'customize' it.

    There will never be enough land to go around and some of the best land is taken by people who assume they have a right to keep it from everyone else.
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  • lets build one of these over the darian gap!?

    glass bottom city-structure overlooking the last and wildest uncivilized part of the world.

    it would be quite poetic! the most advanced in conservation and sustainability with a view of that which is untouched.
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  • Bogie... Your comment made my day. Quite an idea!
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