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Thursday, May 08, 2008

World's Smallest Cars, Part 2


"QUANTUM SHOT" #418
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Great Things Come in Small Packages

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These miniature cars are small enough to hug, and so easy on gas and parking that hugging them would almost seem natural - and yet, most of them are impossible to find at your local dealer.

We all know, there will come a time when everybody would drive - and prefer to drive! - a downsized economical automobile. But until then, let's have a closer look at some of these cute models... and then jump into a supercharged huge truck to pick up groceries a few blocks away.




The "bubble-cars" were all the rage in the 1950s - even the Communist cover art reflected that:




Small is Timeless

The idea of small mass-produced cars dates back to the 1910s (see for example this 1920s article) -



But few would argue that the "Golden Age" of such cars arrived right after World War II, bringing with it "bubble"-licious designs:

"Cabin Scooters" inpired by the fighter planes

This Messerschmitt, in all its (yellow) glory, is not a plane, but has the same military pedigree:


(image credit: Matthias Weinberger)

When shortly after World War II German companies were prohibited from making military planes - they started to make fighter-plane-inspired miniature cars. This weird little Messerschmitt Kabinenroller, aka "Cabin Scooter" (also known as a Flitzer) could only seat one, and to get in and out of it you had to lift up most of the bodywork to one side.


(image credit: Scootering USA)

Jon notes: "In the movie Brazil, the lead character's car is a Messerschmidt bubble car with a stubby V-1 bomb engine on the rear deck. Very silly looking - but somehow when i first saw it I wanted one immediately." Here is Messerschmitt KR200:



Cabin-roller-style racing:




BMW Isetta - the Bubble Bliss

We covered quite a few Isettas in our previous article. Here are some images to refresh your memory:






(image credit: Ice Sixxx)

Microcar Museum has quite a few interesting Isettas, check out this or this examples. But here is a BMW car that's commonly mistaken for Isetta: Model 600 -




(images credit: microcarmuseum)

It was larger than Isetta, with room for four people! These people however wanted a "real car" more often than not, so the days of German micro-car were sadly numbered - and came to an end in the 1960s.

Very fast... very loud... Isetta "Hot Wheels":




(images credit: microcarmuseum)

Also worth mentioning:

A little bit of Japanese cuteness - a smiling Subaru 360 (1970):





This model was first introduced in Japan in 1958, and even "offically" imported to the U.S. in 1968 by Malcolm Bricklin. (almost none were sold in three years, though)

Another smiling creature: "Fram King", 1959 -


(image credit: tucker48fan)

FIAT 600 Multipla (1960) - one of the smallest vans ever. It was also a perfect taxi vehicle.


(images credit: microcarmuseum)

FIAT 500 (produced even in Russia, as "Zaporozhetz") - pretty recognizable shape:




(image credit: digilander.libero.it)

As "Zaporozhetz", though, they usually suffered a miserable death:


(photo by Nina and Roman Reznichenko)

Austin A-30, 1964 -



Here is a strange one: Crosley Car, 1948


(image credit: Consumer Reports)

Google-mobil....er, no - Goggomobil from Bavaria (more info)


(image credit: Ritzsite)

More contemporary is the German CityEL mini electric car project, introducing a vehicle capable of transporting one adult and a child around 60-100 kilometers at up to 70 km/h depending on the model:



And ideally, here is the famous futurist designer Syd Mead's vision of micro-cars:


(From Syd Mead's book "Sentinel")


Primitive Shopping Vehicles - better than shopping carts

Some of them can be very small - but perhaps you'd like to have something more substantial than this:



1972 Norsjo Shopper (Sweden) was perfect for the elderly (and the teens!) to drive around with their groceries. You can see how really primitive these were inside... moped-like, no dashboard. Top speed - 60 kph.




(images credit: Microcar Museum)

Here is one account: "The Norsjö Shopper was still quite common here in Sweden when I was growing up, at the end of the eighties. With an engine of less than 50cc, delivering a single horsepower, it was classified as a moped and could be driven without a license by anyone 15 or older. By that time it was mostly used by elderly ladies living in the countryside, though, except for a few that got in the way of the popular pastime of moped-tuning and got turned into three-wheeled deathtraps."


The Ugliest of the Bunch

Probably the ugliest micro-car of all comes from Soviet Russia (a car specially designed for the disabled and the elderly) - called "Invalidka" (almost "wheelchair") from Serpukhovski Moto Zavod:



(art by Yury Dolmatovski)



This car was the easiest to secure (nobody would want to steal it) -




Three-Wheelers! (who needs an extra wheel?)

German World War II truck: Goliath (1930 - 1950)



1948 Davis Divan (more info) - beautiful aerodynamic shape (claimed top speed - 116 miles per hour) -


(image credit: pimpledrides)


(image credit: Jim Inman)

Another aerodynamic, streamlined little marvel: 1951 Hoffman from Munich, Germany (looks like a miniature bus from the back) -






(images credit: microcarmuseum)

Even though curious looking, it was "a lethal cocktail of automotive engineering "don't's"- extreme front track width combined with an ultra-short wheelbase giving major straight line instability, and rear-wheel steering which can easily bring loss of control at any except very slow speeds".

H-M (High Mileage) "Freeway" car from Minnesota, 1979:


(image credit: Tim Lynch)

Pete says: "The HM Freeway was produced in Minnesota in the '70's. The design philosophy was, "The average passenger load in a 'full-sized' car is 1.4 people. Let's build a car that will carry that many" - one adult and two bags of groceries. I test drove one. It was noisy but quick".

The Bond Bug:


(image credit: Tim Lynch)



Blackjack Avion

Only 66 Avions were ever built, using a 1988 Citron 2CV engine and base (manufactured at Helston in Cornwall) -




(image credit: madabout-kitcars)


Smorgasbord of Various Mini-Cars

Reva - electric city car from India:







Toyota Sports 800:









Nissan Snail (Escargot) -













1979 "Loeschi" - Smallest fire engine, based on BMW Isetta


(image credit: ff-schnelsen.de)

Speaking of small fire engines, here is (not the smallest, but very groovy) recent Peugeot H2O concept:




(image credit: Car Design News)


The Smallest Tank (not really meant for groceries)

For one of the smallest tanks, check out French Renault FT17 (from 1918) - first tank with a fully rotating turret. This little armored wonder was definitely smaller than most SUVs on the road today. Strangely, it was used by the Germans during World War II, modified with a stubby 75mm gun.


(image credit: Missing Links)





Another miniature bad-ass vehicle (widely used in Vietnam) was Ford Mutt - basically a quarter ton jeep with rugged overhead valve engine and a rocket launcher on top. The sort of a vehicle that Indiana Jones would love.


(image credit: Mail Model)



Here is a similar idea, employed in the Soviet Army in the 1970s:



Finally, here is a mysterious chrome bubble car - would look great in some futuristic spy movie:



UPDATE: This is "L'Oeuf Electrique" (French for "The Electric Egg"), possibly designed by Paul Arzens.


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Blogger Lamberto said...

The one after the Fiat 600 Multipla is not a Fiat 500, but a Fiat 600.
Fiat 500 had a twin inline engine of 499cm3, 18 bhp.
600 had a more modern 633 cm3 straight 4 cyl, 21 bhp. The same engine has been produced by Fiat and put in the Fiat Cinquecento (1991-1998) produced by FSM in Poland. It had a different displacement (899 cm3) and EFI for a wow power of 39 bhp.
The same engine has been used by Autobianchi in the car pictured in the first image of the post, the model A/112. It had a 903 cm3 engine with 45 bhp.
The same engine in Abarth models used to reach over 110 bhp, for very small and fast machines (Please see models OTR1000 and OTR1000 Radiale)

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Anonymous Miss Universe said...

These are awesome.

But you had better not even think of driving them on the Audubon or the LA freeway during peak hours

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Anonymous Grønskolling said...

The CityEl looks very much like the "Ellert" which was an electric car produced in Denmark in the late 80's

http://www.ellert.info/ (only link i could find with Ellerts)

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Anonymous 256 said...

Some of these cars are wonderful! I particularly like the Goggomobil Dart. If they only made 700 of them 40-50 years ago, they must go for a mint, now.

I swear I saw someone driving an Avion the other day, or something very much like it (and how many types of three-wheel mini-sportscar can there be?). There are enough old people with more money than sense, around here, for it to be possible.

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Anonymous Goodnight Walter said...

The Goggomobil in the picture is an Australian bodied Dart made by Buckle Motors, Sydney.

The Davis Divan isn't a micro car. Being 15' long, 6' wide and about 2400lbs it is about the size of most modern family sedans.

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Blogger Lamberto said...

@ Miss Universe

why? I don't think they drive pretty fast in rush hours in those places.. And in U.S. of A. the speed limit is 55 mph anyway (correct me if I'm wrong) and e.g. the Fiat 500 could run at 65 mph (I had one that could touch easily 140 Km/h - 87mph, please check it here --> http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2221353/4)

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Anonymous Lex said...

Does anyone know what the green pickup with the crate in the bed is?

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Anonymous VictorZ said...

We had some small cars made in Brazil by Gurgel and Dacon (regional companies) in the 70's and 80's.
Gurgel XEF
Gurgel
Dacon

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Anonymous Jack Deth said...

Hi, just skimmed through, my toddlers love this site..
Anyway, you might have missed the Thundersly Invacar, it was a three-wheeler vehicle which was quite common on the UK's road at one time.

http://www.3wheelers.com/invacar.html

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Anonymous Hambone said...

The CityEl is indeed (pretty much) identical to the original Danish Ellert (correct name: Mini-el), and the German website also acknowledges this.

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Anonymous RayCeeYa said...

How could you miss the Peel P50 the smallest car in the world? 49ccs one door one light (not headlight light period), and no reverse gear.

Instead of a reverse gear it featured a handle for the driver to drag the car backwards.

Also in regard to the "Mutt". Mutt was a nickname for the M151. Featuring a short narrow wheelbase and fully independent suspension it was one of the most dangerous vehicles ever built. It would flip over going around a 35mph corner.

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

Rayceeya - Peel car is discussed at length in Part 1. Thank you for other info :)

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Anonymous Erno said...

FYI, Fiat 600 and Zaporozhets are not the same design at all. Only common thing between them is the design principle, but the ZAZ has no common parts with the Fiat. Fiat 600 has a water-cooled inline 4-cylinder engine whereas ZAZ has air-cooled V4 arrangement. There are basically no interchangeable parts between them.

Oh, and the three-weeled Goliath thing stayed in production in India until 2000 as the Bajaj Hanseat.

Hope this information is of any use.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

55mph speed limit in the US? Not since the 70's. It's 70mph on most interstate highways and in Texas we have a few that are 80mph. Up north in Montana there are highways with no speed limit.

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Blogger Lamberto said...

probably, but in any country in peak/rush hour you are parked in a middle of a motorway, you'll never touch those speed.

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Blogger Telecomedian said...

@lamberto - anonymous is correct that many rural areas have higher speed limits on the interstates, but most urban interstates and highways have a 55 or lower MPH limit.

And yeah - in rush hour, there's not too many days when we could even *dream* of hitting that speed :)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last one is called L'Oeuf Electrique (French for "The Electric Egg"). I think it was designed by Paul Arzens.

Anyway, if i were to get one this would be it!!!..

BTW LOVE this site!!!^_^

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Blogger Eric said...

I seem to remember that "The Bond Bug" has been used as a car in the legendary Mr Bean tv-series.

It has always been used as the car that got ridden off the streets by Mr Beam himself with his little bigger Morris manoeuvring a bit clumsy...

Anyone remembers? Or was it another three-wheeler?

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

anonymous, thank you for solving this. Post updated.

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Anonymous David Taté said...

beautiful, i like it !!!

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Anonymous Mustafa said...

Great site, i like this

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Anonymous Mr Kite said...

For Eric...
The car that Mr Bean repeatedly shunts is a Reliant Regal Supervan. Here's a link

http://search.live.com/images/results.aspx?q=mr+bean+reliant&go=&form=QBIR#focal=195c278cccffbfbde6782d7f5dda1704&furl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imcdb.org%2Fimages%2F007%2F718.jpg

Cheers

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Blogger naldo said...

I used to have a Bond Bug. It was the most exciting car to drive that I've ever had. It would exceed an indicated 85mph if given enough (flat) road.

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Anonymous Weaver said...

If you want to do a piece of small tanks/military vehicles, then you should look at the German Wiesel vehicle: http://www.military-today.com/apc/wiesel_1.htm

Also the KRAKA (replaced by the Wiesel): http://www.panzerbaer.de/helper/bw_lkw_00-75t_gl_kraka-a.htm

Vehicles for airborne forces are a rich source of wierdness: http://www.portierramaryaire.com/foro/viewtopic.php?p=55490&sid=dfd0f02fe0442cdc0e4895cd59560a96 (scroll down past all the bikes to the Belgian AS24)

And the Hotchkiss: http://www.jedsite.info/fulltrack-hotel/hotel/hotchkiss-tt_series/hotchkisstt-series.html

Loads more - go looking!

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

Thank you Weaver! Great info, will post about this. We covered some small tanks in our "Strange Tanks" series

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Blogger mark said...

What about the Morgan 3 wheeler! An actually useful and well produced car with three wheels and a small motorcycle engine. A man up the street from me has one powered by a Matchless 1000 motorcycle engine.. WONDERFUL car...not much real use due to the lack of spares these days!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Terrific site! Disappointing that the 41" wide City-EL did not get mentioned, but that vehicle is too commonplace and practical, I assume!

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Anonymous Markus said...

A subcontractor on the farm I lived came with his big slow combine harvester on the farm - and his Isetta in the front of the harvester (into the header?). In the evening he drove home with his Isetta, came next morning, and works on with the harvester.
He did that till ~ 1985

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Blogger Avi Abrams said...

Markus - this is hilarious! Do you have any pictures? Send them in...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Velorex (or Hadraplan) - leather covered, 3 wheele car is missing in your list.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Velorex

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  • Man, I would have loved these things as a kid. I still love them today, but sadly I'm a bit too old to go onto playgrounds without people talking and arrests going on.

    When I have kids, I shall have to import some of these things for them!

    "Cadaver eating orcs" needs to become a world-wide catchphrase.
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  • "Dr. Aibolit" is just a plastic horse somebody's posed and drawn a face on the tail...
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  • "Anonymous said...

    "Dr. Aibolit" is just a plastic horse somebody's posed and drawn a face on the tail..."

    I think the descriptions are above the pictures. The Dr. Aibolit figure is the one with the red cross on his/her head.
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  • That last one will haunt my dreams. Thanks a lot, jerks! :)
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  • Maybe if American children grew up with stuff like this, they wouldn't turn into whiny, ethnocentric fops with no sense of adventure or creativity who expect everything to be safe.
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  • These are so much more creative than the playgrounds kids in america have today. Every playground looks the same. From the rececycled material padding the bottom of the play area to the bridge, 2 slides (1 going in a corkscrew) the bars to hand on and the tic tac tow in plastic blocking under the platform for the bridge and slide. Did I not just describe every playground from every neighborhood across america. And I live in Hawaii and we got this too. Go Capitalism. Standard playgrounds make standardized brains to take standardized tests.
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  • Thank you anonymous. I totally agree with this. Suburbs are all like this... a bunch of pre-fabricated blocks everywhere.
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  • I think, actually, that this is more related to the norm that existed in child-rearing for hundreds of years. You let your kid know that scary things exist out there, instead of making vague intimations about kidnappers and keeping them in a bubble.

    Really, these wouldn't have anything to do with the problems kids have TODAY (speaking as, in America, which is where I assume Andrew is posting from) because kids today AREN'T exposed to this sort of thing.
    Have you noticed? Kids' entertainment, the bad guys are getting bland and cuddly (if there are any) and the good guys are the ones to perpetrate the violence, if there is any.
    No monsters, in my opinion, means children grow up with unrealistic ideas about how to interact with the world. There ARE monsters, all kinds--poverty, disease, pedophiles, kidnappers, etc. And children aren't being taught to sublimate the existence of these threats on a level they can understand.
    Of course these threats SHOULDN'T exist, but as long as we do we're not doing kids a favor by trying to hide the fact that 'scary things can get you' from them. As in abstinence-only sex education, telling someone not to worry about something, they're too young to know about it, is obviously not a viable or intelligent option.

    There's my rant. I love these, I grew up in cold-war Europe and saw monsters and went to torture museums as a kid. When I moved to America, it was pretty noticeable how sheltered some of the other kids were. Not necessarily from the sex and violence portrayed in the media, they got plenty of that, but it was untempered by a healthy understanding of the risks they personally ran. It was all an abstraction to them, with no concept of their own placement in it.
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  • Loved seeing Nyarlathotep in riverside installation, the dedication definitely was there,lol.
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  • fantastic!
    i love this stuff but the chimp one at the end gives me the fear something chronic.
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  • My gosh, some of this reminds me of haphazard scenes out of Second Life!

    » http://lh6.ggpht.com/abramsv/SBuvBido3pI/AAAAAAAAQCk/oGNafsu9QNw/s1600-h/116522017.jpg

    ^ in particular looks like a melted-down Smurfette.
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  • Really, while the photos are intriguing, I find it far more interesting that there's quite literally no subject that can't be turned into a cynical dig at America and/or capitalism.

    Those tame cookie-cutter playgrounds don't exist because some corporate fat-cat is churning them out in a bid to stunt childrens' mental growth. Lawyers survive by encouraging parents to sue those corporations every time little Johnny gets an skinned knee or barked shin from "unsafe" playground equipment.

    Those "evil" corporations don't have any choice in the matter if they want to survive.
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  • I happen to think these are beautiful.
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  • Better than Disneyland. Actually, much much better.
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  • The shy-looking red devil/king thing is great. I'd like to have one, although I don't know what I'd do with it...

    The vegetable thing looks like a giant turnip to me. I wonder if the leaves are slides?

    Also, the ape at the end is REALLY something. Wow.
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  • 256 - The "Red Devil" is Kaschei the Immortal from Russian fairy tales - and he's got his life hidden in the needle, in the egg inside the box.
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  • loved this collection---thanks. Wish these sorts of things decorated my local playgrounds!
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  • thanks for collecting those photos, awesome post! we had lots of laughs at these pics.
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  • i also got a nice set on flickr with some scrap metal sculptures from israel, here
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  • The "vegetable thing" is actually a giant turnip from a fairytale I really loved when I was young. Grandpa's turnip grows huge, and he can't get it up, so Grandma helps. Turnip doesn't get up, so their grandson helps. But the turnip doesn't get up, so eventually there's the horse and cows and dog and cat etc. helping, with little effect. Finally a tiny mouse helps and they get the turnip up. This was always told with sound effects and I had to imagine who else could help in order to get the turnip up from the ground.
    One of the sculptures on the first page also depicted this. Guess it must look extremely freaky unless you know the story.
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  • Hey, you know what? Even though I can agree that SOME of this stuff is downright ugly (but please don't forget that many of them are just in a terrible shape, that's it), only those people having no clue what-so-ever about what these things are about (cultural background, fairytales, cartoons, etc.), can make fun of these and think they are stupid or insane. I grew up in Russia in late 60's - early 70's, and believe me, the playgrounds that we had back then were so much more entertaining that anything I can see now in America and Canada, for example. To me, those "mysterious little monsters" (they are buddies of the more well-known Cheburashka, BTW) are far more appealing than any Disney character. I totally agree with people here talking about standardized thinking and keeping children in a bubble -- these are real evil things. And BTW, I can see waaay more young people "having issues" than folks who grew up in those days and in those playgrounds. WTF is a depression or anxiety disorder in a kid?!? They did not exist back then, plain and simple. Jeez, people, get real, and get a life...
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  • Anonymous, I'm sure people back in Russia would poke in fun at unfamiliar American cultural figures and find them bizarrely unattractive, just like the hair growing out of a strange old man's nose and ears are hideous, but never on your own beloved grandfather.
    As well you're right about disorders present in today's children, and we have a name for them all- but that hardly means this generation is less mentally fit than the one before, and the one before that.
    I started kindergarten in the California public school system in 1967, and nobody was labelled as having "A.D.D." or "Autistic", but there were a couple of kids in every class who were fidgety and disruptive, often a genius in entrance testing but short attention span resulted in C's by midyear- (cough, ahem, me) or another who droned on and on about some insanely boring subject until someone pounded him into the asphalt at recess- remember in those days if you didn't come home with a bloody nose or a fat lip once a month or so there was something strange going on.
    I didn't know mom wasn't normal because once a week I was late for school when she got halfway to the campus with me and insisted we go back home so she could be sure the clothes iron she'd used in the den then put in its box in the kitchen REALLY WAS UNPLUGGED and couldn't burn down the house. All those nights she kept half the house awake scrubbing the same tub for hours that she'd scrubbed the previous night, well I just figured we needed a clean place to bathe.
    Mom's close to 80 now, you think I should break the news to her that I think she might have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder? She'd probably say "what the hell is that?"
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  • Man those look amazing, some of them I think they're a bit out there, but for the most part they're awesome. Then again I think teletubbies are a bit scary, so to each his own right? ^_^
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  • So what should we be putting in children playgrounds if these are so bad, Michelangelo's David?
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  • Wow, notice all of these are in other countries... I think it`s just different cultures, but people in the US would claim these are NOT PC and sue the maker for thousands of dollars, and probably win too! "Judge, my child still has nightmares!", LOL!!!
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  • Agreed, Magnetic Crow. I grew up in Russia with my mom reading me the Hans Christian Anderson original versions of Disney classics.

    I don't understand why people think kids can't handle the realities of life -- I think they understand them better than adults in some respects.
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  • fantastic post as always DRB!
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  • The fly on the urinal is a very old idea, though originally it was a bee, as a pun on apis - latin for bee.
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  • The bomb is a T-12 Demolition bomb, as developement of the british "Grand Slam" bomb, on display at the US army ordinance museum, Aberdeen proving ground, Aberdeen, Maryland
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  • The image of the boy in front of the large bomb is at the US Army Ordnance Museum at Aberdeen Proving Grounds, Maryland. You can see it here:
    http://www.ordmusfound.org/Littledavidslideshow.htm

    If you scroll about 2/3 to the right, there is a thumbnail that will enlarge.
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  • that image of those two snakes were intriguing.

    What were they doing?

    Getting ready to fight of to kiss
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  • who's milking the mouses?
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  • Cats! but of course.
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  • Those weren't two snakes at all!
    The reptile on the right is a turtle... notice the lack of fangs among other differences.
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  • oh wow! just fantastic!
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  • The Pasha Bulker was a bulk cargo carrier, not a container ship. Hence the name 'Bulker...'

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Pasha_Bulker
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  • this pictures are amazing.
    but they do show one thing. what ever the humans build or create nature will fight back and win. metal doesn't stand a chance against nature.
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  • I never knew that damage could be so beautiful.
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  • Here is another big ship at the wrong location:

    http://www.cargolaw.com/2006nightmare_apl_panama.html
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  • OMG it's the Borealis!
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  • In the UK there is a saying "As useless as sending coals to Newcastle" which makes The Pasha Bulker somewhat ironic (yes I know its a different Newcastle
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  • Check out the S. S. Selma. It is a ship made of concrete that was scrapped outside of Galveston.

    http://www.concreteships.org/ships/ww1/selma/
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  • really beautiful set...
    Great for inspiration!

    Is it wrong to wish there was stuff like this everywhere?
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  • There's something so majestic about ships and so heart-tuggingly sad about their deaths.
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  • "Oriskany" was misspelled.
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  • While not on the same scale as these huge ships check out the Steamboat Arabia museum in Kansas City. The boat sank in the Missouri River in 1856. The story of finding it and recovering the contents is pretty amazing.
    http://www.1856.com/
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  • Tons more photos like this can be found at gCaptain's Disaster At Sea page. Check it out!
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  • it's wrong that these arent everywhere
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  • More shipwrecks, less cute animals DRB!
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  • Anonymous - yes, there will be part 2 of shipwrecks; and... er, ugly animals.
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  • Reminds me: I must update my tetanus shot.
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  • totally rad, man. F--king awesome

    mmmm it would be cool to explore a wrecked ship and come across ghosts of pirates and/or sailors who perished in the seas...
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  • Absolutely amazing pictures...
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  • The "Murmansk" was a cruiser, not a battleship.
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  • The "Golf Course" in the Pasher bulker photo set is actually just a park. not nearly enough room for a golf course on that headland. We went to see the bulker while we were in Newcastle.

    Big boat, little beach.
    Quite funny.
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  • Great pictures and interesting information. I've linked your site at www.shipreckdiaries.blogspot.com since we seem to share an interest in shipwreck and related subjects.
    Juan
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  • Wow, those are some really amazing shots. I've always been curious about diving to see some underwater wrecks but I don't think I'd be able to go that deep due to some genetic inferiorities. I didn't realize how many are above the water!
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  • amazing photos!
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  • Absolutely beautiful & tragic at the same time.
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  • This is beautiful!
    I love shipwrecks!
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  • Fantastic collection!

    re: Pasha Bulker. That isn't a golf course, it's just a park. That was an interesting weekend the Pasha ran aground. Up to half a dozen or so other freighters came dangerously close to doing the same thing.
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  • The Pasha Bulker weekend was crazy, the amount of rain and the number of people driving up to see it when it first washed up were incredible. It seemed like most of newcastle was driving to see it.

    Also anonymous is right about it not being a golf course, it's just a park.
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  • This is GREAT!

    You can actually dive the Oriskany. More information is available on our website www.visitpensacola.com

    We also have footage of the first underwater wedding that took place on the deck of the Oriskany in Pensacola Florida.

    You can watch that video on our blog www.visitpensacola.blogspot.com/2007/11/love-is-in-water.html


    Thanks
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  • Think that those who enjoyed these photos (and who wouldn't?) find Wired's "High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Seas: The Race to Save the Cougar Ace" an interesting read: http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/16-03/ff_seacowboys.
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  • hey... very very super collection....

    i like this page and hole blog....

    super really very very super....
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  • amazing picures, thanks for sharring
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  • One artist documented rotting hulks in New York Harbor in the middle of the 20th century -- see the museum devoted to his work:

    http://www.noblemaritime.org/aboutjohn.htm

    There are pages on his museum site showing thumbnails lithographs of his work and a book reproducing his work.
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  • That last one looks like a bad Photoshop.
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  • yea... I got rid of it
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  • The "pet" is a Moloch, a lizzard that lives in the dessert. The wings are photoshopped in.
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  • The squirrel keyboard one...reminds me of when my nephew was about three years old and I had to look after him. He would always try and copy me and "mash" my keyboard while I was doing stuff. I found a spare unplugged keyboard and put it in front of him. Loved it, both of us happy. What a great story (not).
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  • That last photo is of Prairie Dogs not squirrels.
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  • Marmots actually..
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmot
    Picture:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marmot-edit1.jpg
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  • Definitely NOT a marmot, Maurice. They're prarie dogs, for sure.
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  • Technically we are both right:
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: Rodentia
    Suborder: Sciuromorpha
    Family: Sciuridae
    Tribe: Marmotini

    Prairie Dogs ARE members of the marmot tribe, and we are quibbling over the genus:
    Genus: Cynomys, versus:
    Genus: Marmota
    I still think they are genus marmota in that picture
    They look to be too big to be prairie dogs.
    BTW, I live in Alberta, where we see both, not to mention Richardson's Ground Squirrels, often confused with prairie dogs as well.
    In any case, they are rodents..
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  • Haha fair enough Maurice.

    But I'm also familiar will all of those (I'm from Colorado), and prarie dogs live in the fields by my house. My vote is prairie dogs.

    But I do see the arguement for marmot. They look pretty large in that picture. Although... not THAT large. ;)
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  • I still spelled prairie wrong. I coulda sworn I threw that 'i' in there both times. Oh well.
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