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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Women's Facial Expressions


"QUANTUM SHOT" #203


Read Your Girlfriend as an Open Book

Finally, there is a guide to women's facial expressions and how to provoke each one in your own girlfriend. Note: use it at your own risk. The original was published here, so I did the translation, and intend to broaden the scope a little, with your help. Send in pics of other emotions, not covered here, for example: "uncontrolled anger", "sheer excitement", "love is in the air", "ecstasy from shopping" etc.








(images credit: esquire.ru)

Ladies, take heart! Male expressions are even easier to read, with a help of this handy smiley chart:


(image credit: Dan Wade, Emoticon Man)

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Male images are actually from: www.emoticonman.com. Thanks.
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